Friday, December 21, 2007

Episode 11: The Mitchell that Stole Xmas!

Episode 11: The Mitchell That Stole Christmas


Ho ho ho...hey who are you calling a ho? The Idiots are back with their final podcast of 2007!

We start things off with the greatest gift of all: the Mitchell report. Who would have predicted that Roger Clemens would be named and named and named. I guess anyone who's seen his neck widen like a giant. Some other douches are named and Jackie and Tim give them the business.

Then comes football! Tim interrupts Jackie's meditation on the undefeated Pats to gloat about the 1 and 99 Dolphins. Then Tim foolishly puts his money where his mouth is betting $100 on Pats/Dolphins. Like stealing candy from a baby. A hairy baby.

Finally the Idiots talk NBA and the current state of the Knicks (beyond terrible). A caller is revealed to be Jackie's former podcast partner, Roger Doyle. Turns out he DID NOT make assistant manager at Jamba Juice.

See you next year Sports Fans!

Download Episode 11 HERE!

Done-ZO

Alonzo Mourning to have season ending surgery on his knee, which should be the end of a stellar career for Zo.

Merry Lame Christmas!



The 1986 Dallas Cowboys recorded an ill advised Christmas song. Me thinks Jessica Simpson should cover it and finally bury this season!

Enjoy!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Quote Of The Day

"We all know the Parcells track record. He's a serial flirter. He absolutely loves the process of being wooed. His ego needs it, even craves it. When he's on the job, he'll give you the full Parcells, a leader who's opinionated, decisive, and unafraid to fail.

But then, sure as the arrival of hiring/firing season in the NFL, he'll tire of the challenge before him, and like he has so many times before, he'll step aside to await his next wooing. By now, it's in his DNA. The man goes through NFL jobs like Larry King does marriages." (Sports Illustrated)

On Bill Parcels being wooed by the Atlanta Falcons and the Miami Dolphins.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Adam Pally's potential Knick deal 2

Espn trade machine says this will work...

Knicks trade
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Quentin Richardson
Fred Jones
Nate Robinson
Eddy Curry

Supersonics trade
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Wally Zshreabeircac
Kurt Thomas

Knicks get a spot up shooter and Strong Island native so Zach can kick out to, plus the contract comes off the books in two years, less then the four of Eddy Curry. Kurt Thomas comes back, and his contract comes off the books this year, plus, Steph didn't run the pick and roll better then with Oll cross eyes.

Sonics get a bonified center to take some pressure off Durant. Qrich is a more athletic player then Wally, and will help rebound where Durant falls short. Nate and Fred are Northwest locals who are cheep and irrelevant.

DO THIS ZEKE!!!

Monday, December 17, 2007

People Of New England: Convert NOW! Do Not Wait Until It Is Too Late





WIDOW TAKES HUSBAND'S ASHES TO NFL GAME

PITTSBURGH (AP) — Richard Desrosiers never made it to Heinz Field to watch his beloved Steelers play football, but his widow helped him fulfill his dream in death.

Thanks to some help from sympathetic donors, Kathleen Desrosiers attended Sunday's game, bringing an urn with some of her late husband's ashes, as well as his ring and two pictures of him. He had died in March of a brain tumor.

"I couldn't take the tumor away. I couldn't take the pain away. I couldn't make him better. But I can do this," Kathleen Desrosiers, 60, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Though he lived in Exeter, N.H., Richard Desrosiers adopted the Steelers at an early age and followed them closely. He named his dog Steeler and his wardrobe, by his widow's estimate, was 95 percent Steelers gear.

Braving the biting cold and the Steelers' disappointing 29-22 loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars, Desrosiers waved her new Terrible Towel, showed off her painted face and warmed her head with a Steelers hat.

She called it "an overwhelming experience."

"It's sad to think that he got here in death," she added. "But this is where he wanted to be. It was what he asked me to do. I got to be with him one last time while he did something he wanted more than anything else in the whole wide world."

Amy Litterini, a western Pennsylvania native who now lives in New Hampshire, was the couple's counselor during Desrosiers' yearlong battle with cancer. She arranged for the purchase of the two tickets to Sunday's game and raised money for Kathleen Desrosiers and one of her sons to spend a night in a Pittsburgh hotel.

Desrosiers was covered with a Steelers blanket when he died, and at his funeral, his two stepsons honored his memory by donning Steelers jerseys.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

These Aren't Your Fathers Players

Below, a complete list of players mentioned in the Mitchell Report.

All the players listed in the section VIII. B.: "Information Regarding Purchases or Use of Performance Enhancing Substances by Players in Major League Baseball" (section 3 is "Radomski¹s Distribution of Performance Enhancing Substances to Major League Baseball Players")

Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Ron Villone
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Todd Pratt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Adam Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagne
Mike Bell
Matt Herges
Gary Bennett, Jr.
Jim Parque
Brendan Donnelly
Chad Allen
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Nook Logan

Section IX. B."Alleged Internet Purchases of Performance Enhancing Substances By Players in Major League Baseball"

Rick Ankiel, Paul Byrd, Jay Gibbons, Troy Glaus, Jose Guillen, Jerry Hairston, Jr., Gary Matthews, Jr., and Scott Schoeneweis, and former players David Bell, Jose Canseco, Jason Grimsley, Darren Holmes, John Rocker, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams, and Steve Woodard."

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Finding Consolation


After a tough loss, this makes me feel better.
It makes Derek Jeter's Driven look manly.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Oy! That Hurts!


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Adam Pally's Ridiuclous Knick Deal's

It's December and that can mean only one thing... My KNICKS are the leagues black sheep once again...

Being that I am on strike and have some time to fuck around with ESPN's trade machine... I came up with a huge blockbuster deal that could work for the Knicks.

This will never happen... but it's pretty much all I have as a Knick fan to keep me going..

4 Team Deal...

New York Trades
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Malik Rose -- Orlando
Quentin Richardson -- Sacramento
Nate Robinson -- Sacramento
Mardy Collins -- Miami
Cash and Channing Frye trade exemption -- Miami

Sacramento Trades
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Brad Miller -- Orlando
Mike Bibby -- Miami
Ron Artest -- Knicks

Miami Trades
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Jayson Williams -- Sacramento
Dorell Wright -- Knicks
Chris Quinn -- Knicks

Orlando
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JJ Redick -- Knicks
Carlos Arroyo -- Knicks
Keyon Dooling -- Sacramento
Keith Bogans -- Sacramento
Pat Garrity -- Sacramento

Knicks Get
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Carlos Arroyo -- Expiring contract
JJ Redick -- Shooter to surround Big guys -- may blossom, may not
Chris Quinn -- Expiring contract, waved probably
Dorell Wright -- Expiring contract, probably traded to someplace like minnesota before he ever plays a game
Ron Artest -- Tru Warrior comes home

Orlando Gets
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Brad Miller -- Complements Dwight Howard pefectly
Malik Rose -- Locker room guy helps with playoff run

Miami gets
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Mike Bibby -- Former All Star, Shoots lights out
Mardy Collins -- Bruce Bowen Jr.

Sacramento gets
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Nate Robinson -- Cheep, young, fills seats
Pat Garrity -- Expring contract
Keyon Dooling -- Expiring contract
Jayson Williams -- Expiring contract
Keith Bogans -- Expiring contract
Quentin Richardson -- Younger and less crazy then Ron Ron, easily moveable

So there you have it...

The deal could get done so, Sactown rids itself of three horrible contracts, Miami gets Bibby to rejuvinate Shaq and Wade, Orlando gets the beef and veteran leadership needed downlow, and New York gets Artest to play D, and JJ to shoot if Isiah plays him, plus we rid ourselves of some pretty horrible contracts ourselves.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Tony LaRussa Arrest Tapes CONTROVERSY!

The police released the arrest tapes of Tony LaRussa over the weekend. But there is already questions about the validity of these tapes. If you listen to Talk About It's EXCLUSIVE release of the audio tapes (as played in EPISODE 2), you'll find there is something fishy going on. Also, just watch him stumble around: