...are Jackie Clarke and Tim Curcio.
They are unqualified experts in the fields of: sports, pop culture, midwifery and 13th Century Cubism. They are good at talking, jammering, blabbering, chatting, chit-chatting, blabbing, speaking, making sounds with mouths, reciting and screaming.
What a dick Jeff Kent is. The guy won't even look at porn with his teamates:
I don't hang out with the guys — never have. I don't go out drinking, look at porn, have a girlfriend or get divorced — so I'm selfish. (LA TIMES)
Now I hate showing something taped with a video camera off of a TV, this coaching tirade by the Seattle Mariners coach is too good to pass up. If I could have found it sans shaky video camera, I would have. 11 curse words are how you rant coaches.
