Friday, December 21, 2007

Episode 11: The Mitchell that Stole Xmas!

Episode 11: The Mitchell That Stole Christmas


Ho ho ho...hey who are you calling a ho? The Idiots are back with their final podcast of 2007!

We start things off with the greatest gift of all: the Mitchell report. Who would have predicted that Roger Clemens would be named and named and named. I guess anyone who's seen his neck widen like a giant. Some other douches are named and Jackie and Tim give them the business.

Then comes football! Tim interrupts Jackie's meditation on the undefeated Pats to gloat about the 1 and 99 Dolphins. Then Tim foolishly puts his money where his mouth is betting $100 on Pats/Dolphins. Like stealing candy from a baby. A hairy baby.

Finally the Idiots talk NBA and the current state of the Knicks (beyond terrible). A caller is revealed to be Jackie's former podcast partner, Roger Doyle. Turns out he DID NOT make assistant manager at Jamba Juice.

See you next year Sports Fans!

Download Episode 11 HERE!

Done-ZO

Alonzo Mourning to have season ending surgery on his knee, which should be the end of a stellar career for Zo.

Merry Lame Christmas!



The 1986 Dallas Cowboys recorded an ill advised Christmas song. Me thinks Jessica Simpson should cover it and finally bury this season!

Enjoy!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Quote Of The Day

"We all know the Parcells track record. He's a serial flirter. He absolutely loves the process of being wooed. His ego needs it, even craves it. When he's on the job, he'll give you the full Parcells, a leader who's opinionated, decisive, and unafraid to fail.

But then, sure as the arrival of hiring/firing season in the NFL, he'll tire of the challenge before him, and like he has so many times before, he'll step aside to await his next wooing. By now, it's in his DNA. The man goes through NFL jobs like Larry King does marriages." (Sports Illustrated)

On Bill Parcels being wooed by the Atlanta Falcons and the Miami Dolphins.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Adam Pally's potential Knick deal 2

Espn trade machine says this will work...

Knicks trade
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Quentin Richardson
Fred Jones
Nate Robinson
Eddy Curry

Supersonics trade
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Wally Zshreabeircac
Kurt Thomas

Knicks get a spot up shooter and Strong Island native so Zach can kick out to, plus the contract comes off the books in two years, less then the four of Eddy Curry. Kurt Thomas comes back, and his contract comes off the books this year, plus, Steph didn't run the pick and roll better then with Oll cross eyes.

Sonics get a bonified center to take some pressure off Durant. Qrich is a more athletic player then Wally, and will help rebound where Durant falls short. Nate and Fred are Northwest locals who are cheep and irrelevant.

DO THIS ZEKE!!!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Monday, December 17, 2007

People Of New England: Convert NOW! Do Not Wait Until It Is Too Late





WIDOW TAKES HUSBAND'S ASHES TO NFL GAME

PITTSBURGH (AP) — Richard Desrosiers never made it to Heinz Field to watch his beloved Steelers play football, but his widow helped him fulfill his dream in death.

Thanks to some help from sympathetic donors, Kathleen Desrosiers attended Sunday's game, bringing an urn with some of her late husband's ashes, as well as his ring and two pictures of him. He had died in March of a brain tumor.

"I couldn't take the tumor away. I couldn't take the pain away. I couldn't make him better. But I can do this," Kathleen Desrosiers, 60, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Though he lived in Exeter, N.H., Richard Desrosiers adopted the Steelers at an early age and followed them closely. He named his dog Steeler and his wardrobe, by his widow's estimate, was 95 percent Steelers gear.

Braving the biting cold and the Steelers' disappointing 29-22 loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars, Desrosiers waved her new Terrible Towel, showed off her painted face and warmed her head with a Steelers hat.

She called it "an overwhelming experience."

"It's sad to think that he got here in death," she added. "But this is where he wanted to be. It was what he asked me to do. I got to be with him one last time while he did something he wanted more than anything else in the whole wide world."

Amy Litterini, a western Pennsylvania native who now lives in New Hampshire, was the couple's counselor during Desrosiers' yearlong battle with cancer. She arranged for the purchase of the two tickets to Sunday's game and raised money for Kathleen Desrosiers and one of her sons to spend a night in a Pittsburgh hotel.

Desrosiers was covered with a Steelers blanket when he died, and at his funeral, his two stepsons honored his memory by donning Steelers jerseys.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

These Aren't Your Fathers Players

Below, a complete list of players mentioned in the Mitchell Report.

All the players listed in the section VIII. B.: "Information Regarding Purchases or Use of Performance Enhancing Substances by Players in Major League Baseball" (section 3 is "Radomski¹s Distribution of Performance Enhancing Substances to Major League Baseball Players")

Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle
Ron Villone
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Todd Pratt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker
Adam Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagne
Mike Bell
Matt Herges
Gary Bennett, Jr.
Jim Parque
Brendan Donnelly
Chad Allen
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Nook Logan

Section IX. B."Alleged Internet Purchases of Performance Enhancing Substances By Players in Major League Baseball"

Rick Ankiel, Paul Byrd, Jay Gibbons, Troy Glaus, Jose Guillen, Jerry Hairston, Jr., Gary Matthews, Jr., and Scott Schoeneweis, and former players David Bell, Jose Canseco, Jason Grimsley, Darren Holmes, John Rocker, Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams, and Steve Woodard."

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Finding Consolation


After a tough loss, this makes me feel better.
It makes Derek Jeter's Driven look manly.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Oy! That Hurts!


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Adam Pally's Ridiuclous Knick Deal's

It's December and that can mean only one thing... My KNICKS are the leagues black sheep once again...

Being that I am on strike and have some time to fuck around with ESPN's trade machine... I came up with a huge blockbuster deal that could work for the Knicks.

This will never happen... but it's pretty much all I have as a Knick fan to keep me going..

4 Team Deal...

New York Trades
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Malik Rose -- Orlando
Quentin Richardson -- Sacramento
Nate Robinson -- Sacramento
Mardy Collins -- Miami
Cash and Channing Frye trade exemption -- Miami

Sacramento Trades
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Brad Miller -- Orlando
Mike Bibby -- Miami
Ron Artest -- Knicks

Miami Trades
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Jayson Williams -- Sacramento
Dorell Wright -- Knicks
Chris Quinn -- Knicks

Orlando
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JJ Redick -- Knicks
Carlos Arroyo -- Knicks
Keyon Dooling -- Sacramento
Keith Bogans -- Sacramento
Pat Garrity -- Sacramento

Knicks Get
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Carlos Arroyo -- Expiring contract
JJ Redick -- Shooter to surround Big guys -- may blossom, may not
Chris Quinn -- Expiring contract, waved probably
Dorell Wright -- Expiring contract, probably traded to someplace like minnesota before he ever plays a game
Ron Artest -- Tru Warrior comes home

Orlando Gets
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Brad Miller -- Complements Dwight Howard pefectly
Malik Rose -- Locker room guy helps with playoff run

Miami gets
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Mike Bibby -- Former All Star, Shoots lights out
Mardy Collins -- Bruce Bowen Jr.

Sacramento gets
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Nate Robinson -- Cheep, young, fills seats
Pat Garrity -- Expring contract
Keyon Dooling -- Expiring contract
Jayson Williams -- Expiring contract
Keith Bogans -- Expiring contract
Quentin Richardson -- Younger and less crazy then Ron Ron, easily moveable

So there you have it...

The deal could get done so, Sactown rids itself of three horrible contracts, Miami gets Bibby to rejuvinate Shaq and Wade, Orlando gets the beef and veteran leadership needed downlow, and New York gets Artest to play D, and JJ to shoot if Isiah plays him, plus we rid ourselves of some pretty horrible contracts ourselves.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Tony LaRussa Arrest Tapes CONTROVERSY!

The police released the arrest tapes of Tony LaRussa over the weekend. But there is already questions about the validity of these tapes. If you listen to Talk About It's EXCLUSIVE release of the audio tapes (as played in EPISODE 2), you'll find there is something fishy going on. Also, just watch him stumble around:



Friday, November 30, 2007

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The Heat Is Gone

After each Heat win this season, the local Miami papers run rampant with stories of this years team turning the corner or how the squad is finally gelling, but I am still not buying it. I watched last nights game, a game in which Riley finally made some lineup changes, with pride as the Heat ended up on the better side of a blowout for the first time all year, but lets be reminded that it was still against the Charlotte Bobcats. Yes, the Bobcats had beaten the Heat twice already this season, but both of those games were without Dwayne Wade, and we know that Dwayne by himself accounts for 20+ wins. Now this is not to say that there were not some major positives from this game to build on, but not enough to say that this ship has found its course.

POSITIVES: Bringing Ricky Davis and Jason Williams off of the bench really gives the second unit a burst of scoring and energy. If Williams plays the way he did last night continually, then we have by far the best backup point guard in the league. He was in control, while still pushing the tempo, and looked for his shot a lot more. With Davis as the main scoring option for the second unit, he gives Wade a needed rest. Davis can really score on anyone, and that is really what a sixth man is primarily looked at to do. He was 2nd in sixth man of the year voting a few years back, so he is comfortable in the position. Add in Alonzo Mourning and rookie Daquan Cook and the Heat have a really strong bench. Cook really showed me something last night, by hitting outside shots and taking it to the hoop strong. One of the announcers put it best; 'He reminds you of a young Byron Scott'. It looks like the Heat got a gem in the draft.

NEGATIVES: You can't have the positives without the negatives and nowhere is this clearer than this new starting lineup. So inserting Penny and Chris Quinn worked for one game, but lets look a bit closer. Quinn is 0-7 from the 3 point line on the year, so unless he starts getting comfortable and hitting shots where does he help us? He can handle the ball, but he is not a great defender, and does not appear to be a great shooter, so I can't see him staying in the game long. Good point guards will eat him alive night in and night out. The dearth at point guard is not a surprise though, as it has been mentioned all year. Heat fans better keep praying that a team like the Kings just want to unload Mike Bibby for some expiring contracts, so they can fast pace their youth movement. So while Quinn has struggled to make a jump shot, Penny has surprisingly been hitting his. He is shooting the best he ever has for his career, which is nice to see for a guy who has been fighting a battle with mother nature since the early 90's. As time took away his body, it could not take his mind, which is his biggest strength by far. He still knows when guys are open and how to get them the ball, and he has been good on defense up to this point. I don't think you can count on him to slow a guy like Lebron James, but that is when we go to Davis. There is always room for a savvy veteran on any team of mine, but to have him in the starting lineup each night is pushing it a bit, when that is all they have to rely on.

OVERALL: Pat Riley knows that this team is nowhere close to perfect so he is trying to tinker with the lineup and rotations in hope of catching lightning in a bottle, and I have to give him credit for that. After all this is a team that he put together so he has to find a way to make it work. I just don't think he can make it work unless he finds another point guard and small forward that can start. It is one thing to have a good bench to complement your starting lineup, but to have a good bench at the expense of your starting lineup is going to bite you in the rear at some point.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

GOD Levels The Playing Field...



and the Dolphins still find a way to lose.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Hot Topics

Wow, I am not sure that the sports world has ever seen a day like it did on Thursday. A-Rod resigns, #2 Oregon losses, and Barry Bonds is indicted on federal perjury charges. Where does one start on a day like this?

-Oregon became the fifth team this year to be #2 in the College Football polls, and they are the fifth team to lose. USC, California, South Florida, Boston College are the other teams that climbed to #2, and USC is the only one that is still ranked in the top 10. I would say that their ranking, like all the #2 rankings this year, comes by default. With so much parity amongst programs this has been the toughest year to pick who is worthy of a top 10 spot. Oregon was a team that finally seemed worthy of the spot, but when Heisman hopeful Dennis Dixon was lost for the season, so went Oregon's hopes. Dixon had become the front runner for the Heisman Trophy, which like #2 is up in the air. I guess Kansas becomes #2, but with the toughest part of their schedule coming up, I predict we will see another #2 before the season ends.

-Alex Rodriguez agrees in principle to a 10 year 275 million dollar contract. This contract was negotiated without A-Rod's agent Scott Boras being involved. The Yankees saw Boras as a hindrance in making the deal, due to his history of long holdouts and playing teams against each other. The Yanks did not want to hear Boras try to over inflate Rodriguez's value, which seems to never hit the point that they had imagined it would be. While teams loved his production, there just are not many teams who have enough money to pay him. Therefore at the end of the day, the Yankees were the only true suitor.

-Barry Bonds was indicted on federal perjury charges, for lying about taking steroids. I think the biggest surprise is that it took them this long to make the case. Bonds is now the Home Run King, so baseball will have to figure out how to handle the situation come Hall of Fame time. I find it interesting that the Home Run King and the All Time Hits Leader, Pete Rose, both would be kept out of the Hall of Fame.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Photo Of The Day


MANNING SMELLING HIS OWN FART...I MEAN LOSS!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Photo Of The Day

Has it really been 5 years since McNair was a Pro Bowler? With 2 touchdowns and 4 interceptions in 6 games this year, it is time for McNair to hang it up.

On my Christmas List

My family and I like the "no-guess" Christmas. We post our wish-list on Amazon and call it a day. After years and years of ill-fitting Care Bear underwear from our parents, we decided choosing our own presents is the wise route. And we have not been disappointed. When in doubt a gift-card, is our motto.

Too bad Amazon doesn't have a Wish-List for this beaut.


A Red Sox t-shirt for my fave relief pitcher, Jonathan "Papelboner" Papelbon. Now that celebrates Christ's birth!

Monday, November 12, 2007

Episode 10: Kiss My Asterisks



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The Idiots are hopped up on Halloween candy so get ready for a show! (Tim dressed up as a sexy cat, Jackie was Manny Ramirez, Producer Mark dressed up as our long-lost Episode 4.5 MP3 file.) We begin with the Hitlist: Giving birth then running a marathon, the unholy union of Michelle Tanner and Livestrong Douchie, the good times in Boston, and Jackie tries a new candy, the Hershey Dark with Almonds, Cranberries and Blueberries LIVE on air! (It sucks worse than ARod's post-season record.) Jackie is happy because there is so much to talk about with Boston sports. Even though Don Shula is getting his Viagra boner all bent out of shape about the Pats. Who cares about 1972? And Tim doesn't need Viagra to get a boner 'cause it's NBA time! He offers some predicitions and sheds a tear because Jackie watched an entired Celtics game. And Mazel Tov to Tim and his fiancee. I hope she likes basketball!

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

BIG TEN to quit sports

With the football teams struggling to get their footing this year (except for Ohio St), the Big Ten conference was looking forward to the basketball season. In the span of 10 days 2 top 10 teams went down in exhibition games to Division II schools. This is just unacceptable if you are a Big Ten official. Remember, the football season starting with the Michigan stunner, and now your two top basketball teams, Ohio St and Michigan St, can't handle their business at home against D-2 schools.
My first thought last night when I heard that Findlay beat Ohio St, was that it must have been Finland beating them. Now Finland is not a basketball powerhouse, but it is a country, therefore having a large selection of players to put on one team. However, this was not Finland, but University of Findlay, the #5 ranked team in the D-2 polls, taking down Ohio St 70-68. This is a low point for the Big Ten, when their dominance of their big sports comes into question.
Maybe athletes are getting better at all levels, so it was only a matter of time until parity played its way consistently into mainstream sports. Looking around at the landscape of college sports, and it is easy to see this trend taking place. No longer do we see the dynasty's coming into play. No longer are we assured of big name programs that dominate the preseason polls, being there at the end of the year. It wasn't long ago that South Florida was ranked #2 in the BCS polls, while Miami and Florida St were not even in the top 25. Welcome to a new world of college athletics, where parity is the name of the game. I for one welcome this, cause it means that kids are putting in the effort in High School, and no matter where they end up playing, they are going to give it their all.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

The Literary Criticism Of Bud Selig

Here is an excerpt of an interview with Bud Selig. This part of the interview was not included in the final article (The author's name, the publication are omitted to protect my anonymous source. But don't doubt it: its real). Here Selig weighs in on baseball and 20th century post-war American literature:



Q: Are you at all aware of Jack Kerouac's baseball connection?

Selig: No.

Q: Do you know who Jack Kerouac is?

Selig: No.

Q: I didn’t think so.

Selig: Do you?

Q: Of course. He was one of the great Beat writers of all time. He wrote a book called On The Road.

Selig: I know every beat writer in the land. Where was he a beat writer?

Q: Not a beat, Beat, like a Beat poet.

Selig: Oh. Oh, that’s a different story. One thing about (interviewer) that you can always count on, he is a purveyor of more useless information than any human being I’ve ever met.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Where Is London?

How much is a flight to London, Fletcher?

Former Gator and Current Miami Dolphin

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants (@Wembley Stadium) with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.
"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."

Thursday, October 25, 2007

MR. K

Get used to it Colorado, cause you will see Beckett twice in the series. Was it me, or did it seem that Colorado was in awe of his stuff from the first pitch? While the Red Sox carried their October magic into the World Series, when Dustin "I swear I am tall enough to ride the roller coaster" Pedroia hit a lead off home run. Game 1 looked like the the Varsity squad taking on the JV team, and we all know what happens next. Game 2 tonight, and the Rockies better get a win, or I am calling sweep.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Why Women Hate Sports!

Searching For Some HEAT

The Miami Heat are now 0-6 in the preseason with one game to go. Not that we should be looking at records as the be all end all when judging preseason action, but their record is truly indicative of how bad it has been for Pat Riley and the crew. Injuries have kept the Heat from having a single minute with Dwayne Wade on the court. This injury was expected though, so the Heat had hopes of figuring out the rest of the roster, while Wade healed. However, the big guns like Shaq and Zo have also been sitting out.
The big men look old and the young guys that Riley brought in to add athleticism to the lineup have just looked young. This was the year that Dorell Wright took the leap from bench player to starting small forward, but so far he has looked like nothing more than a weakside defender. His offense is nowhere to be seen, even though the ball is his to do whatever he wants with. He looks too timid on offense when on the perimeter, and somewhere along the line he forgot how to take it to the hoop. Message to Dorell, you are an athletic wing man who should be focusing on getting to the hoop and drawing fouls. This is how you find your offensive rhythm.
With Wright not being able to find his game, the pressure falls to some older guys like Antoine Walker and Anfernee Hardaway to provide a punch from the wing. If only this was 1998, then Walker and Hardaway would be the best 1-2 combo in the league, but this is 2007 and these guys are far from their prime. As guys get older they get wiser, but the also get slower, and in Walker's case he was never that fast to begin with.
So where can the Heat go from here to help the small forward position? It is time to scour the waiver wire for a few gems that could help our team. Derrick Byers just got cut from Philly cause they were crowded at the wing position. Byers is a scorer out of Vandy, who had first round talent, but slipped due to a back injury. Could he provide us with help at the 3 spot that we have been looking for? The guy can stroke it from outside, but is not the most athletic guy. Reminds me of a poor man's Glen Rice. Now that is a lofty compliment, but on a team like the Heat who are searching for outside shooters, Byers might be the guy.
Could a trade be on the horizon? Some small forwards that could be available are Ron Artest, Corey Maggette, James Jones, Ricky Davis, and Demetrius Nichols. The Heat are caught in the unenviable position of building for the future, while having a lot of veterans still on the roster. It's tough to ask Shaq and Zo that their season is going to be chalked up to a rebuilding year, but looking at the roster outside of Dwayne Wade and Udonis Haslem, there is not much at this point to be excited about.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Red Sox Craigslist

My sister recently emailed me this "you are slacking on your blog." Which is 100% accurate. I was hired as a writer on a gay sketch comedy show and my life has been a little hectic with work. But things are calming down and I thought I would share a couple of hilarious CRAIGSLIST posts some of the boys at work shared with me. Now Craigslist is a place where you can sell a futon or get a stranger to pee on you.

Well after the Sox won the ALCS there seems to be an odd fetish going on in NYC: Red Sox sex. (Note: spelling errors are all Craigslist.) Like this posting in


MEN SEEKING WOMEN CASUAL ENCOUNTERS

Chubby girl or BBW who likes the Red soxs? (your place) - m4w - 29 (Midtown)

looking for chubby girl or a bbw to invite me over to watch the rest of the redsox/indians game.

will bring food or drinks whatever you want, just looking to hang out.


That seems sort of sweet and sad. Or as my friend Craig said, sad and sad.

How about a post I'm calling "Self-loathing Yankee fan" in

MEN SEEKING MEN CASUAL ENCOUNTERS

Yankee Fan to suck Red Sox Cock - 31

I thought that by this time, we would have beaten you guys, but I guess not. You are going to the series, so I want to get on my knees and take your load. I wear my yankees cap, you wear your Red sox cap. Whip it out and I take your juice.


Pretty adorable, right? My guess is that A-Rod posted it.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Episode 9: Vinny Testaverde Killed JFK




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Episode 10 is here! Packed so full of sports and comedy it is like a fat person in a track suit. First off the Idiots go through the "Hit List." Jackie and Tim talk Dane Cook (boo), Vinnie Testeverde (yay), the Brady baby (JETM?) and NHL ratings (lower than a Bowery bum). Tim is hoping his Dolphins remain winless and Jackie hopes her Patriots can start playing for the Red Sox. We discuss Yanks announcer Suzyn Waldman's "Cry-baby-gate." And we bring grand-father of sports broadcasting, Red Cutter back for tales of elevator sex and a homicidal Joe Torre. Finally, Tim tries his best to get Jackie interested in college football but she thinks college football won't leave enough room in her brain for singing and dancing. After all, she's a lady.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

A-Rod Is In Your Extended Network



Now that another glorious end has come, A-Rod is looking to be in your Top 5

(courtesy of JoeSportsFan.com and their completely authentic MySpace pages of athletes)

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Things You Should Be Reading

  • You will miss Barry Bonds when he is gone. (ESPN)
  • JJ Redick's brother is going to text you to death. (Deadspin)
  • Joey Porter barks big off the field. (The Mighty MJD)
  • Mascots bring the pain. (The Postmen)

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Monday, September 24, 2007

Episode 8: OJ Steals Belichick's Signals

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The Talk About it Idiots are back after an extended summer vacation (aka prison stay). Jackie and Tim missed the podcast the way Bush misses Mandela.

And what a post-summer extravaganza we have for you. The Idiots start things off in Cheatersville, USA otherwise known as as Foxborough, Massachusetts, home of the Patriots. Tim think the genius Bill Belichick is a cheater, Jackie (predictably) disagrees and thinks Jets head coach, Eric Fatgini should use some OxyClear on that zit-factory of a chin. He looks like someone let a 13 year-old band kid coach an NFL team. The Sports Psychic makes some amazing predictions that confound even the savviest sports brain. And Jackie and Tim end with OJ Simpson...and Tim recounts a story of when he met OJ and OJ tried to kill him. Ah! Ain't it grand to be back?

Mike Tyson Takes A Bite and Does Time!

Former heavyweight champion, Mike Tyson, pleaded guilty to one count each of drug possession and DUI charges. The former baddest man on the planet was arrested last year after police say they found him with bags of cocaine after leaving a nightclub. Tyson has been on a long destructive road from birth, but this might be the final straw. Sentencing will take place on November 19th, when he can face 4 years and 3 months in jail.

Mayweather knocked the heterosexuality out of De La Hoya



Apparently Oscar likes to get kinky in the privacy of his own home, which is all well and good, but when photos like this pop up, we have to post them.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Highlights of Steelers vs. Browns



The Steelers season is off to a great start!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

WHAT IF OJ...?

In the ongoing saga of 'What If OJ...' comes 2 funny articles that paint OJ in a funny light.

1) What if OJ did rob the memorabilia collectors at gun point? (Slate)

2) What if OJ had the power to cancel the World Series again? (Bugs & Cranks)

First the world had to come to grips with What If OJ murder Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman, and now this. If we can't live in a world where OJ is good, then I am not sure I want to be living! Next you are going to tell me that Santa Claus does not exist.

I Just Can't Seem To Like The Red Sox

Monday, September 17, 2007

OJ Simpson secretly wants to go to jail



http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1184669299

Click on this link for exclusive audio footage of OJ Simpson trying to get his shit back. It is unreal that someone had a recording device on the scene, but thank goodness for our sakes they did. You can hear the little murderer inside of OJ come out while the scene plays out. Thanks TMZ for the audio.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Somebody said the Marlins played yesterday

Reports out of Miami stated that there was a MLB game yesterday, but by the looks of this picture it would be hard to tell. 400 fans showed up yesterday to see the classic matchup between the Florida Marlins and the Washington Nationals. That's right, only 400 fans showed up. What is going on South Florida? The Marlins have won more World Series rings in the last 10 years than any other team in baseball, and yet nobody seems to care. I have a hard time believing that there are not more baseball fans out there interested in checking out a game. C'mon folks this is Major League Baseball, the best players in the world, obviously there is a reason to see a game. The Marlins have some of the top young talent in the game, that alone is worth seeing.

Maybe it is the fact that the team plays in a football stadium, or maybe it is the fact that both World Series winning teams were blown up right after their magical seasons. There is no better way to send fans a running than to get rid of all the top talent instead of keeping them in order to defend their title. The Marlins have been notoriously cheap when it comes to keeping talent, and there should be no surprise that the fans now are responding. People in Miami are not just interested in seeing a winner, but they want to see some of the same faces from year to year. No team can gain a fanbase when the door to the locker room is a revolving one.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Monday, September 10, 2007

Headlines From The Weekend

  • Michigan Wolverines have opened a season with two straight losses at home for the first time since 1959 and have dropped four straight, dating to last season, for the first time in four decades. The losing streak coincides with the death of former Michigan coach Bo Schembechler. It seems the coaching staff and the team are still struggling from that big loss so much that they can't get it together on the field. Luckily for the Wolverines they face a Notre Dame team struggling just as badly. Notre Dame starts a true Freshman looking to get his team their first win of the season.
  • Oklahoma put a beating on University of Miami Saturday so badly that one might suspect UM was a Division II and not the school that dominated the early 2000's. Miami's new coach, Randy Shannon had a tough time in his first big game matching up with Bob Stoops's dynamic team. OU was able to move the ball at will on a Miami D that was supposed to be one of the best in the nation, and their defense was rock solid.
  • Speaking of ass kickings, LSU put a real one on Virginia Tech, so badly that they have turned to freshman quarterback Tyrod Taylor to guide the squad in the upcoming week.
  • Federer wins the US Open but Novak Djokovic wins our hearts with his impressions.

Your Telling Me These Guys Can't Play In The NBA


Former Rockets Guard Vasillis Spanoulis strikes on the international stage again, this time beating Croatia with a last second 3 pointer. Spanoulis breaks some defenders ankles on the way to the game winner.
It reminds me of Randolph Childress's killer crossover versus UNC many years ago. The crossover was deadly, but what won a lifetime of admiration was the taunt after it toward the defender to get back up. Coincidentally, Childress like Spanoulis never found his way in the NBA, but had some great years overseas.

Friday, September 7, 2007

NFL opening weekend

The NFL starts up this weekend and there are some great games to be played, so lets take a look at the most intriguing matchups on the schedule.

  • Patriots at Jets: A week one matchup of the top 2 teams in the AFC East should be very intriguing. How will the Patriots offense fair with all of their new weapons? Fans can stop dreaming of a what if Tom Brady had this or that world, cause he has now has Randy Moss, Wes Welker, and Donte Stallworth to throw to. How much is left in Moss's tank is yet to be determined, but what better place to find out than in the Meadowlands against a division rival. Mangenius proved his worth last season, when he took a young Jets squad to the playoffs, but can he capitalize on that success? Jonathan Vilma leads a very explosive defense aiming for an early season message.
  • Bears at Chargers: This could have been the Super Bowl matchup last year, had Cam Cameron kept getting the ball to LT in the second half of their playoff loss. Instead, it is a great week one battle. Rex Grossman has been getting blasted during the preseason for making too many turnovers, and Cedric Benson's work ethic has been questioned. Two big concerns for Bears fans, but I am looking forward to this game, not because of the Bears offense, but their defense led by Brian Urlacher. Will LT be able to do to this squad what he did in this Nike commercial?
  • Giants at Cowboys: Eli versus Romo in a battle to sleep with as many celebrities as possible. I guess you don't have to be very good to get the job done on and off the field.
  • Ravens at Bengals: A division rivalry will play out on MNF pitting one of the best defenses and one of the best offenses head to head. Will it be Palmer and Johnson or Lewis and Reed? This games tops my must see list.

Friday, August 31, 2007

There are reasons to like the Knicks

But one of them has never really been Marbury. I mean, maybe the Starbury shoes were a good thing, but not until I saw this I was on his side:



Note the crazy ending. Crazy rants throughout. Answering the phone. And even the crazy claim, by an NBA point guard, that he can get around 4 assists a game. That quote achieves the amazing double-duty of reaffirming to us that Marbury doesn't even know what a point guard is supposed to do but also making me think he is awesome now.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Todd Marinovich Fights To Stay Relevant

Former USC star and NFL bust Todd Marijuanavich was busted for possession and skateboarding. (TMZ)

Daily BBALL rants

HEY RAFER ALSTON, YOUR A POINT GUARD NOT A SLASHER!
Houston Rockets pg is taking his demotion from starting point guard quite poorly. First there was an arrest for a confrontation with a parking attendant after his car was towed, and now he has been arrested for slashing a man's neck in a nightclub brawl. What is the world coming to when an athlete hangs out with his entourage and actually has to fight for himself? First Pacman, then Vick, and now Alston; when will these guys figure out how to have fun by staying at home. Hey fellas, pick up a deck of cards and order in, you would be surprised at how much fun it is.

CELTICS ARE FINALLY RELEVANT AGAIN
With the signing of James Posey last week, the Celtics have added another piece to their bench. Posey is a savvy veteran who will add a much need defensive presence to their lineup. Posey has shown that he can be a lockdown defender at the wing positions, which added with Kevin Garnett, who is a great defender at the power forward position, the Celtics might be able to stop somebody after all. Posey has also shown in the past that he has the ability to hit the big shot, something that will help come playoff time.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

The Coolest Mascot In The World

Today's Top Stories

  • Michigan’s own Marques “Grand Marques” Slocum is as tough as they come. I would hate running into this guy in a dark alley or even a well lit alley. Check out a quiz he filled out on his Facebook page that has made its way around the web today. (EBSBS)

When do you plan on getting married?

it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life

Get the number or give the number?

i would have 2 say bof

Romance or Kinky Sex?

it dont matta however i can get it

How do you feel?

i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person… lol….not really dont be dat person


  • 28 years after New Wave let us know that 'Video Killed The Radio Star,' Slate Magazine makes claims that TV has killed the sports journalism star. That's right, according to Slate Magazine there is a such thing as a sports journalism star, and they are now a dying breed. The only problem I have here is the use of Stephen A. Smith, although they do talk about how he is getting the axe from his journalism job. For those of you who don't know me, I hate Stephen A. Smith. He is a loudmouth with nothing to say. (SLATE)

That's No Misprint

Not only did Baltimore give up a MLB record 30 runs in a game, but they had to come back and play the 2nd of a double header. How deflating must that have been to get rocked like that, and not be able to go home after to mourn?

Monday, August 20, 2007

This Is The Kind Of Mistake Other NFL Teams Make



The Steelers have never needed anything but hard-mouth smash-nosed football to entertain their legions of fans. They have avoided almost all the BS ribbons and bows that other cities need to attend football games in December. The Steelers don't need cheerleaders. It means something to us fans.

Until now. The Steelers have announced Steely McBeam (above, left. but you get the point). The outcry from fans has been immediate. You can already buy hate gear and all I can hope is that this guy makes like the NBA balls and is gone by the bye week.

Either that or he takes the costume off and it is Joey Porter, returning to where he belongs.

Sounds Like Someone Has Cock On The Brain

ESPN NFL expert Merril Hoge can't fight that feeling anymore!

Friday, August 17, 2007

Today's Top Stories

TEAM USA PREPARES FOR THE FIBA CHAMPIONSHIPS
Teamwork will take this team back to the top! I think we heard the same mumbo jumbo from Team USA camp last year. I might be wrong, but wasn't the goal to surround a few stars with role players who did the complimentary things to win? Not, turning Carmelo into a power forward just to get all the big names into the lineup. (USA basketball report from NBA.COM)

SEACREST OUTS THE NFL
Ryan Seacrest to co-host the Super Bowl. Couldn't they get Richard Simmons? (TMZ)

GARY SHEFFIELD STILL HATES JOE TORRE
Sheff just can't seem to let bygones be bygones (ESPN)

Thursday, August 16, 2007

David Beckham's first Hollywood story


Soccer hires a Gus Johnson wannabe to announce their games, now that Beckham has landed. I could not think of a better combo of announcer and athlete since Howard Cossell and Muhammad Ali. It's a shame this really isn't Gus Johnson, since he is off somewhere wondering how the NCAA men's basketball tournament got taken from him, but whoever the announcer is does a splendid job anyway. Also make note of how little Victoria Beckham seems to care about the goal. C'mon lady, your husband has been getting blasted in all the papers, and he finally gets on track, and the best you could do is a golf clap? If you have not seen Victoria Beckham's one part reality show, then you must check it out. She is a true piece of work, which makes her quite entertaining.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Best Red Sox Kid Ever

A Red Sox blog I like called Red Sox Monster turned me on to this clip. This is something for all. Non-sports fans included.

A young cancer survivor, Lexi Alden gets on the mic and completely steals the show. And NESN's Tina Ceraviso has sense enough to let her go pretty unfiltered. My favorite part is when pitcher Kyle Snyder lines up for the next kiss and Lexi disses him. (Appx. 1:04) Genius. This child is a star. This kid is channeling Elaine Stritch - I am obsessed with her.

Enjoy.

The Days When NFL Players Actually Fought In The Ring

Derek Jeter Leaving His Mark On Hollywood Lips



Friday, August 10, 2007

This Is Hockey

A Penny For Your Thoughts

I was not quite sure what to think when I was watching ESPN last night and the news of Anfernee Hardaway signing with the Miami Heat came across the ticker. I had to rewind the TV a few times to make sure that I was reading it correctly. Heat fans have been waiting all off season for roster help, but all they have ended up getting are Smush Parker and now Penny Hardaway. These signings to do not bring fear to opposing teams, nor do they bring confidence to the Heat fans, unless somehow Pat Riley can channel the 1999-2000 version of Penny. This was the last time in his bumpy career that he was an all star caliber player.

Penny was the 3rd pick in the 1993 NBA draft and took the league by storm, drawing comparisons to such great players as Magic Johnson and Oscar Robertson, for his overall play from the point guard position. Penny could control the game on both ends, never was that more apparent than when he and Shaq led the Orlando Magic to the 1995 NBA Finals. They ended up losing to Houston that year, but Penny came back the following season to finish 3rd in the MVP voting. The union between Penny and Shaq though had begun to crumble from the inside and Shaq soon left for Los Angeles, where he won 3 NBA championships.

Meanwhile, Penny bounced around the league chasing that same level of competitive play that he had early in his career. Much of this can be blamed on his arthritic knees that robbed him of his athletic superiority and turned him into a slow jumpshooter. Penny never was a great outside shooter, but he was able to hide that by getting to the hoop with ease. As those knees got worse, it became harder and harder for Penny to stay on the court. In his final two seasons in the league he only played in 41 of the possible 164 games, but here we are today with Penny attempting a comeback for a team that is in desperate need of a guy like the young Penny. One thing the Heat do have on their roster is veteran know-how, yet that is all they are adding here. I would never say it is a bad thing to bring in a guy that has a history of winning, but when your team is in dire need of some athleticism and outside shooting, is Penny really the right guy? C'mon he was not even on an NBA roster last season.

The most amazing thing about this signing to me, is not the fact that Penny was last seen by NBA fans having a hard time getting up the court, but that he is reunited with Shaq again after all these years. Shaq has gone on the record numerous times claiming that Dwayne Wade was the only sidekick he has had that truly understood him. Yet, here we are today looking at a roster that includes both Wade and Hardaway, so maybe time can truly heal all wounds.
What's next a trade for Kobe Bryant?

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Who taught the Bears how to tackle?

I'd Like To Congratulate The New Home Run King...


The crown is yours, wear it proudly.

And, for no apparent reason, here is a picture of Barry Bonds' rookie card:


Barry, I still hate you. October 14, 1992: Never forget.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

I hope this will help

What up jerks

I am starting a new business and I would like you guys to help me promote it.

You pay me 10$ and I will give you five fantasy sports team names based on information you have given me regarding specifics to your league.

If you are in other leagues, send the business my way. I just don't want to see anybody go into fantasy with a lame team name like, Stewey Griffin, or something that doesnt fit in the box (I'm looking at you Goldberg).

You will fill out a questionaire that has key info on it such as; your favorite team, player, and coach, favorite restaurant/favorite food in the area of your hometown (must be semi-famous), and an inside joke that you are known as amongst the league you are in (i.e. the guy who pukes when he does shrooms, or guy who took dome from a mexican fatty).

Then I will compile that info, and contort it into snappy and witty puns that are perfect for you to customize your fantasy squad with.

Past names of mine include --

The Fried Mangini (football)
Natey Ice (basketball)
Vote for Pedro (basketball)

Past names I have give to friends--

OriginalFamousRay's (Basketball, Sonic fan)
BuddaKolb (Football, Iggles fan, Buddakan fan)
Willie Ghandolf (Baseball, Met fan, nerd)
EddyChickenCurrySalad (Knick fan, fatty)
Pissica Alba (Laker fan, known for pissing on people when drunk)
40 Akers and a Mule (Eagles fan, racist)

And you'll get five to chose from, for only 10$.

Please, if you know people in need of a good team name, send them my way, I'm only trying to help. The last thing I want is for you to come away with a bad fantasy name. It's bad enough you devote all this time to a league that doesnt really exist or mean anything, why don't you at least be known as the funny one.

Moose Problems

Two angles of Coco Crisp getting RAMMED by the dumb Seattle Mariner Moose. On an ATV.




The Upcoming NFL Season



Get read to eat it, NFL opponents

Monday, August 6, 2007

Gilbert Arenas: The NBA's King Of Comedy




We at Talk About It are concerned with sports and laughing. As such, there is almost no one we want top spend more time on than the Washington Wizards' Gilbert Arenas. He is one of our favorites and in our last episode, we quoted from his blog an entry that read, in part:

"There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

We’re humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack."

This is hilarious. Then someone pointed out that Gilbert stole that joke. It seemed disheartening to us. Until we read Gilbert's response. He owns up to it. There is no controversy here: The Talk About It Idiots are forever in favor of Agent Zero.

EPISODE 7: Michael Vick, Attacked By A Shark!

The TALK ABOUT IT IDIOTS are back for Episode 7.

Listen Now!

Keep it in your pants, A-Rod. Jackie and Tim go over the Hitlist: NBA trades
overshadow MLB trades, looks like Jackie is going to have to start
paying attention to the Celtics; we learn that Tim cried when he found
out that there was mob gambling in the NBA; Gilbert Arenas keeps the
NBA fun; and David Beckam saves art and soccer and kills Lord
Voldermort. Then the Idiots score a major coup: an interview with MLB
Commissioner, Bug Selig, who accidentally lets loose on exactly what
he thinks about Barry Bonds. Finally we get ready for fantasy
football, we talk to an expert who has some surprising Vicks...I mean
picks.

Sunday, August 5, 2007

James Posey finally finds a job





Looks like there is one more guy who should not be invited to your daughters wedding. Oh 'big game' James, looks a little more like 'date rape' James in these photos.

Pics courtesy of MiamiHoopsBlog.Com

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Hot Mess...




Doesn't Eric Gagne look like a hot mess...reminds me of the 2004 team. Te he!

Vince Young to compete for the Heavyweight belt



The more I see of Vince Young, the more I like him. This guy is a leader in the locker room and truly a leader on the field. What other quarterback would risk his season by hitting a teammate in the helmet with his throwing hand? I am not sure any would, but if I had to pick one it would be Brett Favre. Imagine how fast that safety would have been cut from the squad had he hurt Young in that little scrap.

Michael Vick, Leave Them Alone!!!!

Monday, July 30, 2007

NBA Chit Chat




  • KG to the Celtics gets heated up
    • Talks between the Celtics and T'Wolves are back on, and a deal is closer than ever. KG apparently liked the Celtics picking up Ray Allen enough to knock block a proposed trade. Last year Danny Ainge said the Celtics were an injury or two away from being a contender, but what he apparently meant to say was that they were a trade or two away. If this trade goes through, Paul Pierce would have received tons of help very quickly. Imagine teams in the Eastern conference trying to compete with the three headed monster of KG, Pierce, and Allen. KG would be the best power forward in the East, before he suits up, cause the East is lacking in good big men. Pierce and Allen are going to be dynamic on the perimeter, and even more so if KG is there to control the paint. Will there be enough shots for all of these guys to remain happy? I believe so, cause they have nobody else on the squad who really needs to score. There is the real question, what type of team will Danny Ainge assemble around these 3?
  • How do you like your PG, spread out or smushed?
    • Smush Parker joins the list of former Lakers to join the Heat, while badmouthing Kobe. Parker looks forward to playing with his new teammates; "D-Wade is more of a people person than Kobe". Parker was the Heat's last resort, after failing to get Maurice Williams, Steve Francis, and Juan Carlos Navaro. Parker is a solid guard, but does not exhibit the skills needed to be the point guard of a championship squad. Parker does however add to the athleticism of the squad, which was something Pat Riley wanted to do. The Heat still need help at the small forward spot, but it looks most likely that James Posey will be back. This is not a bad thing for the Heat, but they were hoping to add a 3rd stud to Wade and Shaq, and that is not Posey.
  • With Jason Kidd and Kobe Bryant on team USA, I have a hard time seeing them lose this summer. Those 2 guys are leaders on the court and in the locker room, something that the previous squads were missing.

Detlef Schrempf



This is the first in a 753-part series on great sports names (suggestions welcome).

Shame on the WWE



No Longer In A League Of His Own! Pacman Jones has signed on with the World Wrestling Federation. Yep this is the same guy who is being questioned in the shooting of former professional wrestler Tom Urbanski, which has left him paralyzed from the waist down. This story sickens me, b/c a guy like Pacman does not deserve another way of making money right off of his name, especially in a field that the victim of the crime made a living in. Jones is currently suspended by the NFL for all his misconducts, and one might think that the Tennessee Titans, who hold his rights would have a problem with him wrestling in the wring, but apparently they have "no issue" with the situation. Maybe they dream at night just like I do, that this guy gets the ass kicking he deserves.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

This Ref stuff is crazy huh?


Man, this stuff is nutstown...

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Andrew Bogut's just doing his part

With the NBA in hot water due to the gambling scandal, Bucks center Andrew Bogut does his duty in distracting the fans. Bogut claims to have lost a bet and this was his punishment, but it feels more like we are the ones being punished. I want to find the guy who he lost to and give him a swift kick to the nuts.

THE SNAKE EYES OF STAR WARS



Training camp is open. The Steelers signed Troy Polamalu, also known as The Snake Eyes Of Star Wars, to a long term contract. We might as well enjoy a picture of his hair now.

All is right in the world.