Adam Pally's Ridiuclous Knick Deal's

It's December and that can mean only one thing... My KNICKS are the leagues black sheep once again...

Being that I am on strike and have some time to fuck around with ESPN's trade machine... I came up with a huge blockbuster deal that could work for the Knicks.

This will never happen... but it's pretty much all I have as a Knick fan to keep me going..

4 Team Deal...

New York Trades
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Malik Rose -- Orlando
Quentin Richardson -- Sacramento
Nate Robinson -- Sacramento
Mardy Collins -- Miami
Cash and Channing Frye trade exemption -- Miami

Sacramento Trades
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Brad Miller -- Orlando
Mike Bibby -- Miami
Ron Artest -- Knicks

Miami Trades
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Jayson Williams -- Sacramento
Dorell Wright -- Knicks
Chris Quinn -- Knicks

Orlando
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JJ Redick -- Knicks
Carlos Arroyo -- Knicks
Keyon Dooling -- Sacramento
Keith Bogans -- Sacramento
Pat Garrity -- Sacramento

Knicks Get
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Carlos Arroyo -- Expiring contract
JJ Redick -- Shooter to surround Big guys -- may blossom, may not
Chris Quinn -- Expiring contract, waved probably
Dorell Wright -- Expiring contract, probably traded to someplace like minnesota before he ever plays a game
Ron Artest -- Tru Warrior comes home

Orlando Gets
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Brad Miller -- Complements Dwight Howard pefectly
Malik Rose -- Locker room guy helps with playoff run

Miami gets
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Mike Bibby -- Former All Star, Shoots lights out
Mardy Collins -- Bruce Bowen Jr.

Sacramento gets
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Nate Robinson -- Cheep, young, fills seats
Pat Garrity -- Expring contract
Keyon Dooling -- Expiring contract
Jayson Williams -- Expiring contract
Keith Bogans -- Expiring contract
Quentin Richardson -- Younger and less crazy then Ron Ron, easily moveable

So there you have it...

The deal could get done so, Sactown rids itself of three horrible contracts, Miami gets Bibby to rejuvinate Shaq and Wade, Orlando gets the beef and veteran leadership needed downlow, and New York gets Artest to play D, and JJ to shoot if Isiah plays him, plus we rid ourselves of some pretty horrible contracts ourselves.