Olympic Committee Takes People In The Middle Of The Night And Puts Them In The Stands In Order To Set Attendance Record

Team USA Making Their Presence Felt In Beijing

They have not been in Beijing for more than a week and already Team USA is wreaking havoc.

[W]ith their first game — against the host country — approaching this Saturday, the local papers are already ganging up on Team USA. That is to say: They’re accusing stars LeBron James, Carmelo Anthony, and Dwyane Wade of soliciting prostitutes. Well, not prostitutes exactly — “female technicians.”(New York Magazine)

I love the term "female technicians". It makes it sound like these girls have come over and helped these guys with their wi-fi connections and iPhone's, but in reality these girls are 'technicians' in the bedroom. I knew lots of guys in college who would brag about themselves being 'technicians,' but I doubt they ever thought they could get paid for making that claim. Let's wait and see if more reports of this comes out before we believe it.

SHARKTRUTH.JAWS???? WTF

What is going on here? Someone has too much time on their hands. Is this real? If so I am outraged, I love sharks and PETA should do something about this. Save the sharks. In a world with no sharks, who will star in the next Jaws.
Let's get to the bottom of this.

JAVELIN'S ARE JUST NOT SAFE ANYMORE

I have no clue what the announcers are saying, but it might be something like "Holy Shit look at that Javelin in that womans foot" or "Holy Fuck it is in that guys side"

Exclusive Photo of Amanda Beard from PLAYBOY

London Olympics Logo, Swastika?

You decide.


Or

I say Eeek!